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以下是來自一個學姐的笑話                       
                            
                                                            
                
學姐：上次我們研究室的同仁一起去吃飯的時飯
                                 
                                                            
                
遇到一件很...有趣..的事                           
                         
                                                            
                
因為理工科很難得有女生                          
                           
                                                            
                
所以我們研究室只有我一個女的 
其他七個都是男的                         
                                                            
                
那天剛好大家都有到，就一起出去吃個飯     
                                  
                                                            
                
七個男的跟一個女的走了路上，我就變得非常的顯眼
                        
                                                            
                
到了一個路口要過馬路的時候，剛好遇到一個媽媽帶著小朋友在等紅燈
             
                                                            
                
聽到小朋友說 :
 『馬麻~馬麻~，你看，他們班只有一個女生耶~~為什麼會這樣~』
   
                                                            
                
馬麻說   :
 『對啊，你昨天看故事書裡面不是也有七個男生跟一個女生嗎?』
       
                                                            
                
小朋友說 :
 『喔喔~真的耶，那那個大姐姐不就是...』    
                      
                                                            
                
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學姐內心OS：                                          
                     
                                                            
                
STOP !!!                                                   
                
                                                             
               
不要再說下去了，小朋友你這樣說大姐姐是白雪公主
 
                            
    被人家聽到了多不好意思啊 (唷呵呵呵呵~~)
 
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小朋友說 : 『何仙姑嗎~~~』                       
                          
                                                            
                
我 : 『......』             
                                                
旁邊七個男生：捧腹大笑           
                                            
                                                            
                
……這位媽媽，你都給小朋友看些什麼書XD